Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses and stops breathing. The other pulls out his mobile phone and dials 999. He gasps: "My friend is dead! "What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down - I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." Silence, then the sound of a gunshot. The hunter comes back on the line: by confirming his frnds death "Ok - now what?"